Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Trucker Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...