Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.