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C & W Song Titles!
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Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Very stupid musician
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Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Most Men and Real Men
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The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...