Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...