ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...