Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...