You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...