How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Invent artificial dogs
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Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...