The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...