Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
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Saddam and Clinton
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Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden…
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Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...