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Ethnic Goldmine!
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins. In Jewish tradition...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
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Sugar In Urine
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Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...