To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...