Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!