U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...