What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...