The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...