What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
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Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Ford Jokes
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Out All Night Drinking
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Marines and the police
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God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...