The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...