Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...