Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...