Texan farmer travels
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What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...