How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...