What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...