The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...