Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...