Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....