If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...