Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...