Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...