Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...