The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...