Rules for Cats
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Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...