Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
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Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
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It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Little Johnny can count.
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Rotten Little Johnny
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Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
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Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...