Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...