The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage…
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a...