Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...