The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...