Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.