Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...