The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!