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Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
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Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
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Marriage quotes 05
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My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
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What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.