The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...