The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...