Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...