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A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Footless Parrot
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In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
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What are you doing, Tommy?
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Who Was It?
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The Best Time?
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Finding half an apple!
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Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
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A young couple decided to wed…
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5 lbs of fat
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