Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...