Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....