Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...