Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS
AVOID SOCIAL BLUNDERS WITH THESE HELPFUL WEDDING HINTS:- Livestock usually is a poor choice...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.