Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...