I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...